Good things come to those who wait. Bad things come to those who talk smack on the first tee.
The Wormburner Weekly Shop is coming soon. We’ll have hats, shirts, and some ‘to be determined’ stuff for the proud weekend warrior who wears their handicap like a pair of undies with a bacon strip.
Think logo hats, think worm (his name is Winston by the way). Think shirts that tell the world exactly what kind of golfer you are. Think merchandise that says by the mere fact you are sporting it: “I love this game and it does not love me back.”
Stay tuned. In the meantime, the best free thing we offer is our weekly newsletter. Golf’s most disreputable publication, delivered every Tuesday.
Subscribe to Wormburner Weekly here. Your Tuesdays will never be the same.