Golf Jokes, funny stories and humor for recreational golfers who know a pants splitting (I said ‘splitting!’) laugh is the acceptable response to a triple bogey.
Every golf group has a group text, and every golf group text has the same five people in it, regardless of what city you live in or what course you play. Here they are, in all their infamy. 1. The Ghost This guy is in the chat. We think. He’s seen every message. He has … Read more
There’s a special kind of dread that sets in around mid-October, and it has nothing to do with your swing. It’s the moment you watch a perfectly good tee shot land in the rough, take one hop, and vanish into a sea of red and gold leaves like it opened a portal to another dimension. … Read more
Either you’ve done it or know someone who has. The golf cart wipeout. Whether its running over your childhood pal, flipping it on the 7th fairway, running it into a pond, or flying over a hill and burying it in a fairway bunker; the golf cart wipeout is a hilarious story to tell. Until it … Read more
Golfers are generally honest people. Upstanding citizens. Salt of the earth types who rake bunkers, replace divots, and call penalties on themselves even when nobody is watching. I said generally…lookin at you Steve 👀. They also lie constantly. About golf. To each other. To themselves. With complete and total conviction. Here are five things you … Read more
A support guide for those who have lost something precious. Namely, their dignity. Grief is a natural human response to loss. Psychologists tell us there are five distinct stages that people move through when processing devastating experiences. A Swiss-American psychiatrist named Elisabeth Kübler-Ross developed this framework to help people cope with tragedy. (Check out the … Read more
If you’ve played more than one scramble in your life you already know these people. You may BE one of these people. I definitely have been at least one of these people before. No judgment here, we can all be clowns on the course. But every scramble seems to produce the same cast of characters. … Read more